LOL what an asshole.
Shit.
Omfg
If either of the following apply to you, click here:
a) you love surfer boys
b) are from hawaiʻi
c) have a love and appreciation for the ocean
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
“Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent.”
accurate caption is accurate
things that shouldnt end:
- friendships
- relationships
- road trips
- concerts
- good hair days
- hot showers
- orgasms
2
3
4
5